Parent Dictionary For Fun

This certainly isn't Webster's, but this "dictionary" of words with alternate meanings,
makes sense in the life of a parent!

NAME:	OUR DEFINITION
AMNESIA	Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to try for another baby.
DUMBWAITER	One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
FAMILY PLANNING	The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster.
FEEDBACK	The inevitable result when your baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.
FULL NAME	What you call your child when you're mad at them.
GRANDPARENTS	The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.
HEARSAY	What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.
IMPREGNABLE	A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.
INDEPENDENT	How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.
OW	The first word spoken by children with older siblings.
PUDDLE	A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.
SHOW OFF	A child who is more talented than yours.
STERILIZE	What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.
TOP BUNK	Where you should never put a child wearing Superman pajamas.
TWO MINUTE WARNING	When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.
VERBAL	Able to whine in words.
WHODUNIT	None of the kids that live in your house!