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AMNESIA |
Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to
try for another baby. |
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DUMBWAITER |
One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert. |
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FAMILY
PLANNING |
The art of spacing your children the proper
distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster. |
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FEEDBACK |
The inevitable result when your baby doesn't appreciate the
strained carrots. |
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FULL
NAME |
What you call your child when you're mad at him. |
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GRANDPARENTS |
The people who think your children are wonderful even though
they're sure you're not raising them right. |
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HEARSAY |
What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word. |
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IMPREGNABLE |
A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid. |
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INDEPENDENT |
How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we
say. |
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OW |
The first word spoken by children with older siblings. |
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PUDDLE |
A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes
into it. |
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SHOW
OFF |
A child who is more talented than yours. |
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STERILIZE |
What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to
your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it. |
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TOP
BUNK |
Where you should never put a child wearing Superman pajamas. |
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TWO MINUTE
WARNING |
When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make
those familiar grunting noises. |
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VERBAL |
Able to whine in words. |
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WHODUNIT |
none of the kids that live in your house |
